Texas Town in UFO Sighting Frenzy!!

Just in time for the start of classes, the town of Stephenville, Texas, has suddenly emerged as the new Roswell after a large number of people saw something large with lights on it in the sky, flying too low and fast to be a plane. It "was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts," said one local quoted in several stories and pictured in this one. The title link above will take you a list of different news stories and web pages on the sightings. Undoubtedly the best of these is a guy claiming that UFO conspiracy theorists are supporting Hillary Clinton in the presidential race, for reasons that I could not quite follow. Another reason to back Obama, I guess.

Also priceless is this MSNBC guide to what to do if you should see a UFO.

While I not sure this will work, I will also try to post MSNBC's smirking report in the sightings: